Sister – I’m at the hospital having Caroline.
Me – amazing! You be fucking careful!
Sister – oh I’m good, just had an epidural.
Me – can you get a doggy bag of that for me?
Sister – why?
Me – you know, just for kicks.
Sister – are you drunk? (goes and has a baby)
Caroline Rose Cotton, born April 21, 2009!
So guess what I did with my hiatus? Wrote a thesis, put up a gallery show, passed my oral exams, sleighed a dragon, ate a porcupine, solved a crisis, beat up the sun, slapped billy bob thorton, slept with no one (damn it), developed a cow friendly means to make cheese (it involves using goats), discovered Geep, talked to Krys 397 times, developed a case of the unemployments, punked out Girl, banned red staplers for fear of fire, removed a hang nail, attempted and failed a hoax, told a story about vampire bats, ate 400 bean burritos with no onions.
To make up for my absence, I will be posting everyday this week. I will woo you with attempts at K’naan-esque lyrics and subtle melodies reminiscent of Bill Withers. I may or may not try to seduce you. It’s been awhile folks.
Random Things;
Went to a high school today. Richest. School. Ever. Whoa.
Was given shit by coffee girl for feeling embarrassed to ask for non-fat.
Got the stare down from dude three times my age. Huh?
Felt strange sense of unease looking across miles of darkness.
Was generally surprised by the size of the St.Louis Arch.
Saw a sign with the hammer and sickle on it.
Swindled my way into a hotel room on the cheap!
Night Folks!
I’m now convinced that tax cuts are made from the tears of a certain martial arts star we all know and love. Let’s take a look at the issues and problems tax cuts might also be able to solve.
Cancer, polio (backwards compatible), acne, the plot of Lost, male pattern baldness, health care, nearly all ethnic conflicts, the common cold, life after death, the whereabouts of Atlantis/Jimmy Hoffa, my computer problems etc. etc. ad nauseum…
What else can tax cuts fix?
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| Krys on Tip of the Day |
| Krys on Daily Thanks |
| Krys on Daily Thanks |
