Today’s Shout Out goes to my groin muscle. Thanks for teaching me that men’s crotches really are the most important part of our bodies. Honestly folks, I can’t freagin’ walk, it’s embarrassing.
February 7, 2009
January 31, 2009
Shout Out
I’d like to give a shout out to every waitress that flirts with her customers. You finagle your way into my, ahem, I mean…your customers pocket books through charm, infectious laughter and extra helpings of wasabi. Cheers to you for causing countless numbers of men to consider, “if I leave my number on the receipt this time, she’s sure to call.”
ps. men, they never call.
January 27, 2009
Shout Out
I’d like to give a shout out to all those that sleep in their clothes. You’ve justly eliminated any minor physical movement that’s not directly related to sleep. In so doing, you take the “oh fuck it” attitude to new heights. Cheers to you.
January 25, 2009
Shout Out
I’d like to give a shout out to anyone who has a USB dongle on their key chain. Eminently practical, you forsake fashion for the sake of function. Cheers to you.
