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March 2, 2009

Things I will and will not do for sex…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — Tim @ 5:21 am

Will do: restore your computer’s operating system (in no way a sexual innuendo)
Won’t do: tattoo stars on each shoulder (honestly, you look like Transsexual Tinkerbell, give it up)

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February 19, 2009

Tip of the Day – Two Times!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , — Tim @ 4:31 am

Krys: Never fry bacon naked.

Me: Never use toilet paper soaked in bleach.

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