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February 27, 2009

Chuck Norris and Tax Cuts

Filed under: Current Affairs — Tags: , , , , — Tim @ 4:51 am

I’m now convinced that tax cuts are made from the tears of a certain martial arts star we all know and love. Let’s take a look at the issues and problems tax cuts might also be able to solve.

Cancer, polio (backwards compatible), acne, the plot of Lost, male pattern baldness, health care, nearly all ethnic conflicts, the common cold, life after death, the whereabouts of Atlantis/Jimmy Hoffa, my computer problems etc. etc. ad nauseum…

What else can tax cuts fix?

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