So guess what I did with my hiatus? Wrote a thesis, put up a gallery show, passed my oral exams, sleighed a dragon, ate a porcupine, solved a crisis, beat up the sun, slapped billy bob thorton, slept with no one (damn it), developed a cow friendly means to make cheese (it involves using goats), discovered Geep, talked to Krys 397 times, developed a case of the unemployments, punked out Girl, banned red staplers for fear of fire, removed a hang nail, attempted and failed a hoax, told a story about vampire bats, ate 400 bean burritos with no onions.
To make up for my absence, I will be posting everyday this week. I will woo you with attempts at K’naan-esque lyrics and subtle melodies reminiscent of Bill Withers. I may or may not try to seduce you. It’s been awhile folks.
